Tuesday 9 March 2010

Dreams that knock your confidence

My dreams last night were really odd. I was on a date and spotted something in my teeth, when I pushed my tongue through the back it was a hole and my tongue came through like a worm. I noticed a few more holes and did the same with each until my mouth looked like one of those plasticine hairdresser toys.

I stopped doing it and looked at my tongue and it had huge cuts through it and gaping wounds and my mouth carried on filling with blood. I realised that I was in the toilet on my date and I had to go back in and worried that when I kissed her my mouth would taste like blood and started thinking of ways to get out of it. I found some hair gel in the toilet and did my hair like Mark Eg from that interview and started acting like him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W1y0g8lJkw

I sat at the table with a girl I didn't know who was apparently my date and talked to her in that style until she made her excuses and left. I just sat at the table with my head in my hands and blood pouring over the nice white cloth from my mouth.